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Menopause and Body Composition: what you need to know

Ladies, we need to talk. Now, I know what you're probably thinking. Rach, you're 27. What on earth would you ...

An Ode to Dietary Fibre

So, this article was originally called 'I just can't wait to be s***' (a parody of the Lion King's 'I ...

King Poofasa

Who is King Poofasa? Let me explain. Yesterday, I saw Disney's The Lion King (the original cartoon) for the first ...

In Defence of Food

As a nutritionist, and food-loving human, it is my job to lend a voice to the innocent ingredients that are ...

Chocolate Chip Colon Care Muffins

These muffins are a result of leftover chickpeas (I used the rest to make the Orgasmic Cookie Dough from Periods, ...

Star Crossed Nut Butters

We've read the planetary guide to pooping. And it was good times. Today, the topic is even more glorious. The ...

A Planatary Guide to Pooping

Humour via horoscopes. I’m a sucker for all that zodiac jazz. It’s also no secret that I love talking turds ...

Happy Birthday Baby

Happy Birthday to Periods Happy Birthday to Poo Happy Birthday Book Baby You're a Glorious You! Yesterday was my baby's ...

Sing for immunity

On Saturday I posted this goofy video with the intention of granting humour to news feeds bogged down with COVID-19 ...

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